Me and my doom bunny holding my CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR!

Me and my doom bunny holding my CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR.

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"Try this pill until you run out of power.

Let your body and brain get used

to this manufacturer's version of this pill,

and then you will be switched to another

like your brain is just a light switch

like your brain is just a plug

like your brain is just a hole in the wall

hotel room with a bath tub that doesn't work anymore.

So you either die underwater or else

you'll have to handle new pill side effects again

and again and again and again and again.

Sometimes I feel like I'm on a bad dream carousel,

moving in rickety circles, taking turns

sitting on different unnatural broken animals."

in the poem "INDUSTRIAL CAROUSEL" in my new poetry chapbook, CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR, published by Gutter Snob Books in July 2023.

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More of my CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR!

"You can't throw away an open wound.

You can't stop it from dripping until it pours
down every ceiling in this house, every room you enter
even though you pretend to feel safe and able to stick
it into one room's drain. What if that drain never unclogs?"

in the poem "THROWING IT AWAY DOESN'T MEAN IT DIDN'T HAPPEN" in my new poetry chapbook, CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR, published by Gutter Snob Books in July 2023.

A photo of my new poetry chapbook, CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR (underneath a light purple skull head), which is newly available from Gutter Snob Books.

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A NEW review of my "CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR" poetry chapbook!

Thank you very much to James Lawson Moore for his new review of my new poetry chapbook, "CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR", newly published by Gutter Snob Books!

"Juliet Cook’s latest chapbook, “Contorted Doom Conveyor,” is a brilliant attempt at misdirection. Through deceptively simply structured verses the author uses deceptively bubblegum-induced imagery to describe the passions, the longings, and the inner demons of a war torn mind. The war is fought completely on the internal—the soul at war with itself as it seeks comfort from the madness.

I cannot recommend this book highly enough. Please check it out."

CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR is now available via Amazon - https://www.amazon.com/Contorted-Doom-Conveyor-Gutter-Books/dp/B0C6W7C2HV/?fbclid=IwAR3EXO41KfukDQTv7b_jaYyLQhGUJhWAM6sKTGF516b02RbOSy9CV0w_ER4

Or if you'd like to acquire one directly from me, that's a possibility too. Just let me know. It costs $13 plus $3.95 shipping for a total of $16.95.

My copies of CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR have arrived!

I received my author copies of my latest poetry chapbook, CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR (Gutter Snob Books) in the mail!

I also received some preordered copies to sign and send back to the publisher!

Those interested who haven't yet acquired a copy can acquire a copy here (they'll be shipping out next month, July 2023) - https://www.magicaljeep.com/product/doom/140

Or if you'd like to acquire one directly from me, that's a possibility too. Just let me know. It costs $13 plus $3.95 shipping for a total of $16.95. 

Three Blurbs on the back cover of my CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR!

Thank you very much again to Lennart Lundh, Jennifer MacBain-Stephens, and Cat Russell for writing these blurbs about my forthcoming poetry chapbook, CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR! And thank you very much to Michele McDannold and Gutter Snob Books for choosing to publish it this July! It is currently available for preorder HERE - https://www.magicaljeep.com/product/doom/140

A new blurb by Cat Russell of my poetry chapbook "CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR" (Now available for pre-order)

“CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR sets a new standard for Juliet Cook’s already stunning collection of horror poetry. Her incomparable gift for metaphor shines through with macabre gems...."

The beginning of Cat Russell's blurb about my poetry chapbook, "CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR", forthcoming from Gutter Snob Books in July 2023 and available for preorder now, HERE - https://www.magicaljeep.com/product/doom/140

Read the whole blurb below.

Thank you very much to Cat Russell, Michele McDannold, and Gutter Snob!

A new blurb by Jennifer MacBain-Stephens of my poetry chapbook "CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR" (Now available for pre-order)

A new blurb by Jennifer MacBain-Stephens of my poetry chapbook "CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR", forthcoming in July from Gutter Snob Books and available for preorder now. Reserve your copy HERE - https://www.magicaljeep.com/product/doom/140

"But our conundrum is that it is all grotesquely pretty: the toxic therapists, (who are the real monsters,) the dolls waiting to suck out our mouths, a microwave that restarts itself every four seconds, the brains hungering for escape but trapped in skull prisons. The red ooze we are afraid to witness splatter on the wall, but we also cannot look away." (a snippet of the blurb which appears below)

A new blurb by Lennart Lundh of my poetry chapbook "CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR" (Now available for pre-order)

A new blurb by Lennart Lundh of my poetry chapbook "CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR", forthcoming in July from Gutter Snob Books and available for preorder now. Reserve your copy HERE - https://www.magicaljeep.com/product/doom/140

CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR, a NEW poetry chapbook by Juliet Cook is coming soon from Gutter Snob Books and is now available for preorder!

My Gutter Snob Books poetry chapbook, "CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR" is now available for you to RESERVE YOUR COPY (limited edition) and will exist in July!

Thank you very much to Gutter Snob and poet/editor Michele McDannold! Here's what Michele McDannold posted (including a photo) which also includes the preorder link! ***

LAST but certainly not least, the FINAL title from Gutter Snob Books --Contorted Doom Conveyor by Juliet Cook-- can be reserved now. Cover Art by Juliet! signed, limited edition...book releases 7/23

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Juliet Cook's poetry has appeared in a small multitude of print and online publications. She is the author of numerous poetry chapbooks, recently including "Another Set of Ripped-Out Bloody Pigtails" (The Poet's Haven, 2019), "The Rabbits with Red Eyes" (Ethel Zine & Micro-Press, 2020), "Histrionics Inside my Interior City" (part of Ghost City Press's Summer Micro-Chapbook Series, 2020), and "red flames burning out" (Grey Book Press, April 2023). She also has another new chapbook, "Your Mouth is Moving Backwards" forthcoming from Ethel Zine & Micro Press (tentatively in October 2023).

Cook's first full-length poetry book, “Horrific Confection", was published by BlazeVOX. Her most recent full-length poetry book, "Malformed Confetti" was published by Crisis Chronicles Press in 2018.

Cook's own tiny independent press, Blood Pudding Press, sometimes publishes hand-designed poetry chapbooks.

Cook also sometimes creates abstract painting collage art hybrid creatures.