A NEW Review of my poetry chapbook, CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR!

Also appearing in the Winter 2024 Issue of Misfit Magazine is a review of my poetry chapbook, Contorted Doom Conveyor (Gutter Snob Books, 2023)!

Thank you very much to Alan Catlin for this uniquely wonderful review!

"So how do you know you are in the crazy world of Juliet Cook? Just step onto the doom conveyor belt and you enter a world of dolls, pieces of them, whole ones, effigies, doll graveyards, of a sort, and well just about anything you can think of short of Anne’s porcelain doll collection (Anne as in Anne Rice who famously collected some pretty scary ones). Basically, Juliet’s world is one of hallucinatory conjunctions, Bob Dylan surreality from his early Rimbaud infused years, sick bags, like Nick Cave, free floating dread like being in a David Cronenberg movie, watching a “Naked Lunch” while lying on Freud’s couch ( Sigmund or Lucien’s, take your pick), under the influence of a peyote dream, high flying whiles suffering new pill side effects. Juliet’s voice is decidedly and uniquely her own. I love it."

Read more reviews in the latest Misfit HERE - http://misfitmagazine.net/archive/No-37/received.html

Get a copy of my Contorted Doom Conveyor HERE - https://www.magicaljeep.com/product/doom/140

Or get a copy directly from me (via my Blood Pudding Press shop) HERE - https://www.etsy.com/listing/1527609127/new-contorted-doom-conveyor-a-poetry

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And also appearing within this Winter issue of Misfit (as noted in the blog post below this one) is a new poem by me and two new collaborative poems by Daniel G. Snethen and me HERE - http://misfitmagazine.net/archive/No-37/cook&snethen.html

Happy (or hideous) December! Juliet Cook's new poetry chapbook, "Your Mouth Is Moving Backwards" is looking for new homes!

Happy December 2023! I am extremely excited, delighted, and thrilled to have my new poetry chapbook, "Your Mouth is Moving Backwards" officially available from the wonderful independent press, Ethel Zine & Micro Press!

"Dissociative identity disorder hides in the corner

of your bedroom, hoping to break itself out of your face

and rip the flesh off

someone who doesn't believe

your power. Listen. All you wanted

 

was enough alcoholic ingredients

for an unending supply of Bloody Marys,

while you watched the female lion bite deep

into a larger creature's neck."

in my poem, "I'll Eat You" 

 

28 poems are waiting to creepily crawl their way into your brain or be given as a gift to a friend.

Find out more and/or acquire my latest strangely crafted poetic mess HERE - https://www.ethelzine.com/shop/your-mouth-is-moving-backwards-by-juliet-cook

More of my CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR!

"You can't throw away an open wound.

You can't stop it from dripping until it pours
down every ceiling in this house, every room you enter
even though you pretend to feel safe and able to stick
it into one room's drain. What if that drain never unclogs?"

in the poem "THROWING IT AWAY DOESN'T MEAN IT DIDN'T HAPPEN" in my new poetry chapbook, CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR, published by Gutter Snob Books in July 2023.

A photo of my new poetry chapbook, CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR (underneath a light purple skull head), which is newly available from Gutter Snob Books.

get it HERE - https://www.magicaljeep.com/product/doom/140

or get it HERE - https://www.amazon.com/Contorted-Doom-Conveyor-Gutter-Books/dp/B0C6W7C2HV/?fbclid=IwAR3KE6QSri7SdVZ9EvZet0EuUhju862Ju9jlnhpWqUiPlZ8tSi7Qce0z0TE

or please feel free to let me know if you'd like to acquire a copy directly from me...

A NEW review of my "CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR" poetry chapbook!

Thank you very much to James Lawson Moore for his new review of my new poetry chapbook, "CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR", newly published by Gutter Snob Books!

"Juliet Cook’s latest chapbook, “Contorted Doom Conveyor,” is a brilliant attempt at misdirection. Through deceptively simply structured verses the author uses deceptively bubblegum-induced imagery to describe the passions, the longings, and the inner demons of a war torn mind. The war is fought completely on the internal—the soul at war with itself as it seeks comfort from the madness.

I cannot recommend this book highly enough. Please check it out."

CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR is now available via Amazon - https://www.amazon.com/Contorted-Doom-Conveyor-Gutter-Books/dp/B0C6W7C2HV/?fbclid=IwAR3EXO41KfukDQTv7b_jaYyLQhGUJhWAM6sKTGF516b02RbOSy9CV0w_ER4

Or if you'd like to acquire one directly from me, that's a possibility too. Just let me know. It costs $13 plus $3.95 shipping for a total of $16.95.

My copies of CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR have arrived!

I received my author copies of my latest poetry chapbook, CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR (Gutter Snob Books) in the mail!

I also received some preordered copies to sign and send back to the publisher!

Those interested who haven't yet acquired a copy can acquire a copy here (they'll be shipping out next month, July 2023) - https://www.magicaljeep.com/product/doom/140

Or if you'd like to acquire one directly from me, that's a possibility too. Just let me know. It costs $13 plus $3.95 shipping for a total of $16.95. 

A new blurb by Cat Russell of my poetry chapbook "CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR" (Now available for pre-order)

“CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR sets a new standard for Juliet Cook’s already stunning collection of horror poetry. Her incomparable gift for metaphor shines through with macabre gems...."

The beginning of Cat Russell's blurb about my poetry chapbook, "CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR", forthcoming from Gutter Snob Books in July 2023 and available for preorder now, HERE - https://www.magicaljeep.com/product/doom/140

Read the whole blurb below.

Thank you very much to Cat Russell, Michele McDannold, and Gutter Snob!

A new blurb by Lennart Lundh of my poetry chapbook "CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR" (Now available for pre-order)

A new blurb by Lennart Lundh of my poetry chapbook "CONTORTED DOOM CONVEYOR", forthcoming in July from Gutter Snob Books and available for preorder now. Reserve your copy HERE - https://www.magicaljeep.com/product/doom/140

Another photo of my new poetry chapbook, "red flames burning out"

Another photo of my new "red flames burning out" poetry chapbook (published by Grey Book Press last month, April 2023), taken by Excuse Me Mag editor Eric Henderson, who recently acquired his copy.

You can acquire a copy too, from Grey Book Press HERE - http://www.greybookpress.com/titles/

Or from my own Blood Pudding Press shop HERE - https://www.etsy.com/listing/1474135657/new-red-flames-burning-out-a-poetry

my red flames burning out is now available HERE...

I have now added my new poetry chapbook, "red flames burning out" (published by Grey Book Press in April 2023) into my own Blood Pudding Press shop, in case anyone wants to purchase it in conjunction with a Blood Pudding Press poetry chapbook - https://www.etsy.com/listing/1474135657/new-red-flames-burning-out-a-poetry

Of course it is also still available from the publisher, Grey Book Press too, here - http://www.greybookpress.com/titles/