Okay for those of you perverts who are reading this because of the title, but aren't in the know, my designer vaginas are poems--and the diagram is an uber-fabulous online poetry magazine.
It's one of my favorite online poetry magazines, so I'm extremely pleased to have one of my designer vaginas doing its designer vagina thing in the new issue, 9.5, surrounded by other fine poems and weird diagrams and suchlike.
If this poem whets your appetite in some strange way, you can partake of more of my designer vaginas in the latest issue of diode (another favorite online poetry magazine), which was published a little while back.
Even more designer vaginas are out & about, looking for the right homes. If you want one, let me know. Or else it'll probably give itself away to someone else.